POLITICIANS AND CELEBRITY OLDS START GETTING COVID-19 VACCINEPuzzlingly, even those who said the virus was a hoax.
SANTA FE MALL SANTAS TO WAVE TO KIDS FROM BEHIND PROTECTIVE PLEXIGLASSCountless kids breathe sighs of relief at not having to sit on some strangers lap because their folks think the photo would be so cute.
CONGRESS PASSES NEW RELIEF PACKAGEAnd basically no one is relieved about it.
CITY LAUNCHES “LIGHT UP SANTA FE” WEBSITEWe’ve come a long way since DARE, baby.
VOTE ON FORMATION OF CULTURAL COMMITTEE THAT WOULD ASSIST IN ADDRESSING THE SITE OF FORMER OBELISK POSTPONEDMeanwhile, six random people serve as scapegoats for a lack of leadership and still have charges hanging over their heads.
FAUCI TELLS KIDS HE VISITED NORTH POLE TO VACCINATE SANTA
File under “cute-ass lies.”
PLANETS APPEAR TO CONJOIN IN SOLSTICE SKY
When it happens again in 800 years, 2020’s human problems probably won’t seem like shit.
