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- MORE SWIMMING LANES OPEN AT THE CHAVEZ CENTER
How much longer do we have to wait for the frog slide though?
- AMAZON CEO JEFF BEZOS SAYS HE’LL STEP DOWN THIS SUMMER
So long, you terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad person—and enjoy your dick-shaped rocket!
- THE WHOLE GAMESTOP STOCK SITUATION IS REALLY KIND OF A MESS,
But we’ll still never feel bad for billionaires. Never ever.
- BEST OF SANTA FE 2021 NOMINATIONS OPEN NOW
Make sure to think on the new Best Sweats and Best Maskcne categories.
- ELLA EMHOFF SIGNS MODELING CONTRACT
Baffling people who have shitty opinions about women, modeling, young people, and basically everything.
- SOUTHERN SENATOR WANTS TO ALLOW SUCESSION FOR COUNTIES THAT WANT TO LEAVE THE STATE
Bueno, bye…
- COWBOYS FOR TRUMP GUY STILL IN DC JAIL
…so maybe he won’t come back anyway?
