FORMER PARKS DIRECTOR BLASTS WEBBER COMMENTS RELATED TO DE VARGAS STATUE FOUND IN LOCAL BACK YARD*Quietly shovels another handful of popcorn into mouth*
ROVER LANDING PUTS NEW MEXICO TECHNOLOGY ON THE RED PLANET AGAIN Little green men are a no-show so far.
REP. DEB HAALAND FACES SECOND DAY OF CONTENTIOUS HEARING FOR SECRETARY OF INTERIOR POSITIONWe just love that she used the words “deep respect for the Earth” on the first day. You can say that again, Deb!
SOME NEW MEXICANS TOLD THEY WERE OVERPAID UNEMPLOYMENT BUCKS“Give us money back,” from the state feels way more like a 2020 thing, but the year is still young, we guess.
ONE-THIRD OF STUDENTS WANT TO BE BACK IN SANTA FE SCHOOLS BUT HALF OF THEM ARE ON A WAITING LISTA word problem from hybrid hell.
GOV. MICHELLE LUJAN GRISHAM SAYS SHE REGRETS SPENDING DISCRETIONARY FUNDS ON GROCERIES, BOOZE, DRY CLEANINGWarns that media drones flying over governor’s mansion to follow the story might catch sight of her “Target pajamas” and bedtime bling.
OUTSIDE MAGAZINE ACQUIRED BY COLORADO-BASED COMPANYThe publication joins the outdoors media chain just as everyone remembers how sick they are of indoors.
