HAPPY ST. PADDY’S DAY, EVERYONE!Now go do a bunch of non-Irish stuff and pretend like it’s not just a big fat excuse to get trashed. Oh, and wear green.
DEB HAALAND CONFIRMED AS SECRETARY OF INTERIOR, BECOMING THE FIRST-EVER NATIVE PERSON IN A CABINET POSITIONUSA! USA! USA!
SANTA FE OPERA HIRES COVID SAFETY MANAGERIf we’ve learned anything from opera, your real threat is a duplicitous uncle/duke/scorned lover who has designed a sick-ass murder/punishment/banishment for you.
THE WEEKEND, OTHER MUSICIANS SLAM THE GRAMMYSYou know, because the whole institution is a bunch of garbage.
DAYLIGHT SAVING BILL A NO-GO AGAIN THIS YEARGreat news for people who like feeling sad all winter.
MEXICO LEGALIZES CANNABISNot us in New Mexico, though. It’s too hard to grow weed when it gets dark at 3 pm for half the year.
AID-IN-DYING BILL DOES MAKE IT TO GOV’S DESK, THOUGHFinally—you’ll have the same rights as your dog.
