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1. SO HAZY YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THE MOUNTAINS
Thanks bunches for the smoke, nearby states—first your entire effing population moves here and screws up our housing and now this.
2. FORMER SUPREME COURT JUSTICE BARBARA VIGIL IS THE NEW CABINET SECRETARY FOR CYFD
That was maybe the shortest retirement ever.
3. NY GOV. ANDREW CUOMO SAYS HE’LL RESIGN
“Heeeeey!! I’m resignning here!” he said
4. SANTA FE OLYMPIAN DROPS OUT OF MARATHON DUE TO HIP PAIN
And before you start talking shit, people who’ve never been in the Olympics, remember that you’ve never been in the Olympics.
5. PLEA DEAL AFOOT FOR CUOY GRIFFIN FOR ROLE IN JAN. 6 ATTACK
Cowboys will be cowboys.
6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THAT GUY FROM ESPAÑOLA WHO HELPED NASA SEND CHILE TO SPACE
Sincerely, though, this is one of the coolest things ever! #SpaceChile
7. WE ASSUME #SPACECHILE HASHTAG IS TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM BY NOW
Did we do an internet?
