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1. COWING TO CREDIT CARD COMPANIES, ONLYFANS-DOT-COM BANS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT
Because nothing’s worse for a sexually explicit website than sexually explicit content (#SupportSexWorkers).
2. PFIZER VACCINE APPROVED BY FDA
Uh-oh, Joe Rogan fans—what now?
3. HEALTH CARE WORKERS PROTEST VACCINE AT ROUNDHOUSE
Up next, dentists against toothpaste.
4. CITY FILES MOTION TO DISMISS OBELISK CASE BROUGHT BY LOCAL FRATERNAL GROUP
Everyone else is just kind of sick of hearing about it.
5. COURTS SAY MEDICAL CANNABIS PATIENTS CAN NOW BUY MORE
USA! USA! USA!
6. NO DRONES OVER LANL
Save them for Area 51, pilots, or maybe for saying hi to people running for sheriff near you.
7. ZOZOBRA GLOOM BOX AVAILABLE AT SFR HQ TIL SEPT. 2
Wear a mask if you come by and note that you might still feel gloom in your life...generally speaking.
