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1. SEC. DEB HAALAND MARRIES LONGTIME PARTNER
We don’t even care what he does or who he is so long as Haaland is happy, dammit!
2. LAST TROOPS LEAVE AFGHANISTAN
On to the next forever war.
3. MORE SANTA FE VENUES, BUSINESSES REQUIRING PROOF OF VACCINATION
And remember, kids—you can’t boycott a place that doesn’t actually want your business!
4. STATE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY KICKS OFF RECRUITMENT CAMPAIGN
It’s not about having any old job, employers—it’s about having a job that’s worth it.
5. ZOZOBRA DECADES PROJECT HITS THE 1980s
Feels like a missed opportunity to make him look like Ronald Reagan, but whatevs.
6. MIKE RICHARDS OUT AS JEOPARDY! HOST AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
We’ll take “You probably shouldn’t say a bunch of racist and misogynist shit then act like it never happened” for $500, Alex. #LeVarBurton4Ever
7. WHISPERS OF FALL CAME BLOWING IN ON THE BREEZE
And y’know what? It’s time. We’re sick of being hot all the time.
