artdirector@sfreporter.com
7 Days
1. NETFLIX MOVIE CHUPA FILMING IN THE AREA REPORTEDLY STALLS RESIDENTS
We, for one, salute brave filmmakers keeping New Mexicans safe from the real-life chupacabra in the cast.
2. COUNTY LETTER MISTAKENLY TELLS RATEPAYERS THEIR BILLS ARE OVERDUE
Is the chupacabra to blame? None can say, and only time will tell.
3. NM VAX RIGHTS DROPPING
But you def googled the vaccine, right? Because that’s basically the same as being a doctor.
4. CHILE INDUSTRY FACING LABOR SHORTAGE
OK, EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND AND LET US THINK!!!!!
5. BALLOON FIESTA COVID-19 PROTOCOLS COULD CHANGE TO INCLUDE PROOF OF VACCINATION FROM VISITORS
Guess the question is really how badly you need to see balloons, huh?
6. IT SEEMS THE EMMYS HAPPENED?
Congratulations, white people!
7. IS IT FALL YET?
We’re more than ready to break out our cute sweaters and stuff.
