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1. ECONOMIC MAYORAL FORUM AT LENSIC REPORTEDLY A ROCKING GOOD TIME
You know—like ALL mayoral forums everywhere.
2. BALLOONS HIT POWER LINES DURING ABQ BALLOON FIESTA, CAUSE POWER OUTAGES (NO INJURIES, BTW)
At this point it would be weirder to go a year without the balloons hitting something.
3. EARLY VOTING BEGAN OCT. 5
Please don’t let everyone else decide for you.
4. IATSE FILM UNION VOTES TO AUTHORIZE STRIKE
Support your local film workers if for no other reason than TV is the only way we made it through those lockdowns (also, they’re human people).
5. TESUQUE CASINO TO REOPEN AFTER CYBERATTACK SHUTTERED DOORS
No whammies, no whammies, no whammies!
6. DEVIOUS LICK TREND FINDS HIGH SCHOOLERS VANDALIZING SCHOOL BATHROOMS
As olds, we try not to be all weird about kids doing kid stuff, but, like...what the damn hell?
7. CITY AUDIT FINDS NUMEROUS FISCAL ISSUES
Quelle surprise!