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1. MAN INJURED BY HOSPITAL SECURITY AWARDED $9 MILLION PAYOUT
Plus, if you’re gonna get hurt, it’s good to already be at the hospital.
2. INTENSE STORMS HIT THE WEST COAST
And it’s been pretty windy here, too!
3. SANTA FE MAYORAL ELECTION LOOMS
Do we still call it ranked choice if we wouldn’t choose any of them?
4. DAVE CHAPPELLE DEFENDS TRANSPHOBIC COMMENTS
Here’s a little tip: When trans folks say something hurts them, don’t tell them it doesn’t.
5. MEDICAL CANNABIS ENROLLMENT SEES HUGE GROWTH
Almost like it actually helps people or something.
6. FACEBOOK WILL REPORTEDLY REBRAND, CHANGE NAME
This Fucking Sucks Book not a likely contender, but would be apt.
7. UN SAYS GREENHOUSE GAS LEVELS REACH A NEW HIGH
But for a brief, shining moment we totally had a lot of semi-convenient plastic products.
