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1. THE SANTA FE ELECTION HAPPENED AND NOBODY SEEMED PARTICULARLY THRILLED ABOUT IT
Way to go, whoever won, we guess.
2. SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PILOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ADDRESSING PASSENGERS WITH ANTI-BIDEN CODE PHRASE “LET’S GO BRANDON”
Sucks to be a real Brandon looking for a little encouragement in this world.
3. GOVERNOR TRAVELS TO GLASGOW FOR UN CLIMATE CHANGE MEETING
Global air time for her re-election talking points, too.
4. TV WEATHERMAN MARK RONCHETTI TO SEEK GOVERNOR NOD IN GOP PRIMARY
Is the forecast any better than for his run for US Senate?
5. HEARING EXAMINER SAYS PRC OUGHTA REJECT PNM/AVANGRID MERGER
Running a toaster seems really complicated these days.
6. DIGITAL FEEDBACK KIOSKS POP UP IN PUBLIC PLACES TO GAUGE PUBLIC HAPPINESS WITH PUBLIC SERVICES LIKE THE GENOVEVA CHAVEZ COMMUNITY CENTER, LIBRARY AND MORE
They’re emoji-based, too, so don’t you worry your pretty little heads about having to put any real effort in.
7. OPE—BUT THE GCCC POOL WILL BE CLOSED TO DECEMBER FOR RENOVATIONS
Sad face. Salsa dancer. Thumbs down. Pile of poop.
