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1. NEW MEXICO COULD RECEIVE $3.7 BILLION THANKS TO INFRASTRUCTURE BILL
As no New Mexican has ever driven on a smooth road even once, this is exciting.
2. LOCAL TENNIS COURTS COULD GET FACELIFT, TOO
Maybe we should change the state motto to “Smooth As Fuck.”
3. COST OF TURKEYS RISING AHEAD OF THANKSGIVING
Also, stuffing, aka wet bread, is weird.
4. COVID-19 CASES RISING, TOO
No matter what Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers tells you.
5. IT’S NAVY WEEK IN SANTA FE
All the more impressive since boats and ships travel incredibly slow by arid high desert.
6. FORMER GOV. BILL RICHARDSON WENT TO MYANMAR FOR SOME REASON
Just another day as a jet-setting diplomat meeting with leaders of the junta.
7. NAVAJO NATION PRESIDENT BANS INDOOR SMOKING—INCLUDING AT CASINOS
Think of it as a good reason to stretch your legs between hitting up those loose slots...well, think of it as a reason.
