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1. BIDEN ENACTS TEMPORARY BAN FOR DRILLING ON PUBLIC LAND AROUND CHACO
Because oil and ancient places don’t mix.
2. EDGEWOOD WAL-MART FIRE BELIEVED TO BE ARSON
But it still wasn’t as hot as these low, low prices!
3. NEW MEXICO EXTENDS INDOOR MASK MANDATE THROUGH DEC. 10
It’s almost like we’ve been here before.
4. YOU’VE GOT ONE WEEK TIL THANKSGIVING
And nothing says you’re taking the rising pandemic numbers seriously like traveling across the country to hang out with your massive family in a mask-free, close quarters environment.
5. SPACEPORT WANTS $2 MILLION IN EXTRA FUNDING
Why don’t you nerds land on the moon at least once before you’re holding out your hands like some kind of space-based Oliver Twist?
6. TURNS OUT BILL RICHARDSON WAS HELPING TO FREE AN AMERICAN JOURNALIST IN MYANMAR
Huh. Well, OK, cool, but, like, he’s still a weirdo.
7. HALO SURPRISE RELEASES MULTIPLAYER SUITE TO COINCIDE WITH SERIES’ 20-YEAR ANNIVERSARY
That’s right—we put a thing about video games in here. What the hell are you gonna do about it?
