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1. HOTEL ADJACENT TO LORETTO CHAPEL IN THE WORKS
It’s already booked for Indian Market, though.
2. ELECTRIC BIKES STOLEN FROM ELDORADO HOME
They won’t get far without extension cords.
3. JOEY CHAVEZ LEAVES THEATER HEAD JOB AT NEW MEXICO SCHOOL FOR THE ARTS
We’d make Chorus Line jokes, but would anyone get them?
4. BLACK FRIDAY REPORTEDLY DRAWS SMALLER NUMBERS
Trampling people to death over some cheapo TV just seems pointless now, given the pandemic.
5. SKY RAILWAY FROM GEORGE RR MARTIN, VIOLET CROWN OWNERS TO OPEN THIS WEEK
Eating and drinking in a motionless horizontal building is for suckers.
6. OMICRON VARIANT REARS ITS UGLY HEAD
And it sounds like some ’50s sci-fi novel, too.
7. WHITE HOUSE GINGERBREAD DISPLAY BOASTS FIRE, POLICE AND GAS STATIONS PLUS HOSPITAL
So hold your heads up high, people who get paid like shit at the gas station—Biden’s got you.
