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1. FIRST OMICRON VARIANT CASE APPEARS IN NEW MEXICO...
O, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
2. ...BUT 99% OF SANTA FEANS HAVE REPORTEDLY RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE VACCINE DOSE
We like our vaccination rates to match the number of people terrified they won’t be able to afford to live here much longer.
3. OSHA TO INVESTIGATE AMAZON AFTER POOR TORNADO PREPAREDNESS LED TO WORKER DEATHS IN ILLINOIS
Did we say “poor tornado preparedness?” Because we meant the company doesn’t actually care if its workers live or die.
4. CITY HIRES MORE THAN TWO DOZEN SANTA FEANS FOLLOWING HIRING EVENT
Pretty interesting since we heard everybody hates working now.
5. KIND OF WEIRD IT HASN’T SNOWED IN TOWN YET
If it does snow while this issue of SFR is on the streets, disregard.
6. NETFLIX SURE CANCELED THAT LIVE ACTION COWBOY BEBOP SHOW PRETTY QUICKLY
See you, space cowboys. Someday! Somewhere!
7. OUTDOOR RECREATION SEEMS TO BE BOUNCING BACK IN NM
We sometimes look outside from our window. Does that count?
