artdirector@sfreporter.com
1. CITY AUDIT TO BE LATE FOR THIRD FISCAL YEAR
This is Santa Fe, though, and if we can do something late, we’re damn well gonna do it late.
2. CANYON ROAD WALK TO BE IN-PERSON AFFAIR AGAIN THIS YEAR
Nothing says taking COVID seriously like a city-sanctioned bit of standing right next to tons of people!
3. SQUALL WINDS TEAR DOWN OLD TREE AT SANTA FE CATHEDRAL
Old trees>Organized religion
4. STUDENT LOAN DEBT FORGIVENESS APPARENTLY WON’T WORK OUT AFTER ALL
College: The Ultimate Ponzi Scheme
5. TRUMP SUPPORTERS BOO HIM AFTER LEARNING HE GOT COVID-19 BOOSTER
We’d like to boo him, too, but more for being such a piece of shit.
6. PNM CHOPPER WORK ALMOST FINISHED
We eagerly await the return of chemtrails as the No. 1 local sky complaint.
7. WIENERMOBILE VISTS THE PLAZA
But everyone knows the Big Jo parking lot is the best place to score a hot dog.
