artdirector@sfreporter.com
1. ALBUQUERQUE DA LOSES IT ON LEGISLATIVE STAFF AS HE LOBBIES TO LOCK PEOPLE UP
Never mind that his data is suspect and he’s asking the whole state to fix his problem.
2. GOV. MICHELLE LUJAN GRISHAM TO TAKE UP SUBSTITUTE TEACHING
Hopefully she just pops on an old VHS copy of The Sandlot and calls it a day.
3. CALIFORNIA DEVARGAS CENTER OWNERS NOW ALSO OWN COLLEGE PLAZA
“Strip malls” never deliver as much fun as we think they should.
4. MONEY.CO.UK SAYS SANTA FE IS THE “WORLD’S BEST ART CITY” FOR GALLERIES AND MUSEUMS
And since struggling artists can totally eat institutional praise, all is well in the City Different.
5. LA CIENEGUILLA PETROGLYPHS VANDALIZED WITH SWASTIKAS, RACIAL SLURS, MORE
Nazis once again proving what a delight they are to have around.
6. SARAH PALIN DINES INDOORS UNVACCINATED IN NYC, IS DIAGNOSED WITH COVID DAYS LATER
Who?
7. RIP WILD BILL RIVAS
If you know, you know.
