artdirector@sfreporter.com
1. TENNESSEE SCHOOL DISTRICT BANS ART SPIEGELMAN’S GRAPHIC NOVEL MASTERPIECE MAUS
Banned books are the best books.
2. MCDONALD’S INTRODUCES LAND, AIR & SEA SANDWICH TO ITS MENU
Everything wrong with America between two buns.
3. JAN. 6 CAPITOL RIOTER QUOTES GAME OF THRONES TO EXPLAIN MOTIVE
Public service announcement: The fictional series is not a guide for democracy.
4. SCIENTISTS TURN OUT FOR OPPENHEIMER CASTING CALL
Because everyone trusts actors, at least?
5. BIDENs ADOPT CAT, NAME IT WILLOW; IT’S CUTE
Willow’s still trash compared to SFR’s office cat, Nubz, though.
6. SNOWMAGEDDON APPARENTLY INCOMING
And your Boston friends will still act like they’ve got it worse. Sure, they probably do, but they’re just so smug about it.
7. SCHOOL CYBERATTACKS SURGE NATIONWIDE
This is not the Johnny Laserpunch computer future we were promised by ’90s hacker movies.
