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1. FROM NATIONALISM TO COVID CASES, NO SHORT SUPPLY OF OLYMPICS NIGHTMARES
Santa Fe knows just how hard it is to make snow in the desert.
2. FCC UNRESPONSIVE TO REPORT THAT ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELDS HARM BIRDS AND BEES
Our mom had that talk with us many years ago.
3. OSCAR NOMINATIONS ANNOUNCED
Good to know that with so much dying the last few years, millionaires are still handing golden statues to other millionaires.
4. GOV’S LEGISLATIVE AGENDA IN PERIL AS SESSION WINDS DOWN
Who could’ve guessed asking fellow Dems to support sketchy energy ideas and tough-on-crime bills might not fly?
5. CITY SEEKS FEEDBACK ON POLICE CHIEF CANDIDATES
With no women on the short list, we suggest making a longer list.
6. CANADIAN TOUR-BOOKING COMPANY SAYS BISHOP’S LODGE HOTEL IS TOPS
That’s not a statement about hockey, so are we sure we can trust it?
7. HYUNDAI AND KIA SAY SOME CARS COULD CATCH FIRE FOR NO APPARENT REASON
Oh, good—easing into 2022 with spontaneously combusting cars.
