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1. SECOND CHANCE BILL, WHICH WOULD PUT AND END TO LIFE SENTENCES FOR NEW MEXICO YOUTHS, IS DONE-ZO
In a truly shocking twist, Legislative sponsors for once didn’t cave to law-and-order dog whistles.
2. REPUBLICAN AD TRASHES ON GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM FOR BEING SOFT ON CRIME
Have they seen her legislative agenda?
3. WOOLY MAMMOTH REMAINS FOUND IN ENGLAND
Something about how they belonged to Prince Charles’ ancestors.
4. LA FARGE LIBRARY REOPENS AFTER PANDEMIC CLOSURE
The rainbow tunnel never looked so good.
5. TRUMP ORG ACCOUNTING FIRM SAYS IT CAN’T VOUCH FOR FINANCIAL RECORDS
Quelle surprise!
6. MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS SAY THE PRINCE HALFTIME SHOW WAS BETTER THAN THE DRE/SNOOP/EMINEM/KENDRICK LAMAR/MARY J. BLIGE/50 CENT HALFTIME SHOW
You know, because many of your Facebook friends used to be with “it,” but then they changed what “it” was.
7. CAMERAS SNAG SNOOP RIPPING A BLUNT BEFORE THE SHOW
Wouldn’t this have only been news if he hadn’t smoked before he performed?
