artdirector@sfreporter.com
1. PAOLO SOLERI AMPHITHEATER GETS $3 MILLION, BUT IT LIKELY WON’T BECOME A CONCERT VENUE AGAIN
Disappointing right up until you realize its future could be dedicated to Native youths, then it just sounds cool.
2. MANY IN SANTA FE ARE STILL MASKING UP DESPITE END OF MANDATE
No complaints here—we think everybody’s faces look weird.
3. ALBUQUERQUE COPS TO SWITCH TO 12-HOUR SHIFT
Always good to be rested in case you need to drive your knee into the back of someone’s neck.
4. SANTA FE LIVING WAGE TO HIT $12.95 MARCH 1
Though “living” seems a bit of a stretch at that rate.
5. O’KEEFFE MUSEUM PATENTS NEW TECH FOR TRANSPORTATION CONTAINER
C’mooooooon, lasers! (Probably there are no lasers.)
6. THAT WHOLE RUSSIA/UKRAINE THING IS NOT LOOKING GREAT
Feathers protruding from Putin’s shit-eating grin likely a bad sign.
7. SO WINTER IS...WHAT SEASON IS THIS?
Mild conditions will probably feel extra fun once we all burst into flames come summer.
