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1. NEW MEXCIO OIL AND GAS ASSOCIATION NAMES NEW HEAD WITH DWI HISTORY IN FLORIDA
It’s a job requirement for this post, no?
2. GOVERNOR SIGNS BILL CAPPING LOAN INTEREST AT 36%
While everyone is patting everyone else on the back, remember that’s still high AF
3. LOCAL MAN PINS DOWN WOULD-BE BURGLAR UNTIL COPS ARRIVE
Pretty generous doing their job considering cops won’t even share discipline records with this dude—or anyone for that matter
4. LOS LUNAS WILL SOON HAVE SHINY NEW AMAZON FULFILLMENT CENTER
What great news for any locally owned businesses in the area!
5. NEW MEXICO CHEFS AND RESTAURANTS UP FOR JAMES BEARD AWARDS
Which is not, we’ve learned, a competition about who has the sweetest beard.
6. RONCHETTI REPORTEDLY FLAILS AT RUIDOSO GOP PRE-PRIMARY CONVENTION
Hey, weatherman, here’s a forecast: You are bad at politics and should probably quit.
7. OFFENSIVE YET COMMONPLACE WORD TO BE DITCHED FROM PUBLIC LAND NAMES
Cue the “But it never offended me!” white folks.
