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1. WE’RE COMING UP ON THE SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST COVID-19 CASES IN THE STATE
And we are not looking forward to junior year of the pandemic.
2. FLORIDA PASSES SO-CALLED ‘DON’T SAY GAY’ BILL, EFFECTIVELY BARRING TEACHERS FROM TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL ORIENTATION WITH YOUNG STUDENTS
Ah, yes, nothing benefits young minds more than fewer learning opportunities.
3. ANTI-VAXX TRUCKER CONVOY VISITS WASHINGTON, DC
With mandates relaxing, what are they protesting at this point?
4. GOV SIGNS BILL FOR FREE COLLEGE
Ramen, beer and tiny fridges not covered.
5. BUSINESSES AND STREAMING SERVICES PULLING OUT OF RUSSIA
It’s just as well—you can never find anything good on Netflix.
6. GAS PRICES ARE OUT OF CONTROL
Oh, you want to go places?
7. SANTA FE TO GET MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR OPIOID SETTLEMENT
There. Crisis fixed forever.
