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1. THIS WEEK’S EDITION OF SFR IS THE CANNABIS GUIDE
Several other news organizations have undertaken similar efforts as rec sales begin. Ours is better, and it’s not close.
2. THAT ONE WEIRD TRUCKER CONVOY IS REPORTEDLY LEAVING WASHINGTON, DC
Way to...wait, what have they done again?
3. DA SAYS EVERYONE CHARGED WITH AGGRAVATED FLEEING FROM COPS SHOULD BE JAILED UNTIL TRIAL
We think the old case-by-case review might be more, um, constitutional. But we didn’t go to law school. (Insert shruggie emoji.)
4. DONALD TRUMP POSTS VIDEO CLAIMING HE MADE A HOLE-IN-ONE AT HIS GOLF COURSE
He says “many people were asking.” We weren’t. Also, Trump cheats at golf, which is terrible.
5. NEW FEDERAL SPENDING PACKAGE DOESN’T INCLUDE FREE LUNCHES FOR KIDS STARTED DURING PANDEMIC
But at least we made sure they got used to eating regularly over the last two years. Kids. Should. Always. Get. Fed.
6. UPGRADES IN STORE FOR SANTA FE PARKS
Goatheads still more than likely to attack you.
7. LIBERTARIAN CONVERT AUBREY DUNN IS SUING STATE OFFICIALS TO GET ON THE BALLOT AS A...REPUBLICAN
Meet the new Aubrey Dunn, same as the old Aubrey Dunn.
