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1. SKI SEASON IS OVER
But the “you can only breathe out of one nostril if you’re lucky” season has only just begun.
2. CANNABIS SALES IN NEW MEXICO TOP $5 MILLION OVER FIRST LEGAL WEEKEND
Which has the governor bragging that we have a better weed market AND better chile than Colorado.
3. DAYS AFTER REC SALES BEGIN, A KID TOOK THC GUMMIES TO SCHOOL
This just in: Math class still was not fun.
4. SANTA FE AIRPORT TERMINAL EXPANDING
It’s easy to find: Just turn left at the junkyard.
5. SPECIAL LEGISLATIVE SESSION CALLED TO ARGUE OVER PORK BARREL SPENDING
Maybe lawmakers could have just chosen transparency in the first place. Nah, that’s asking too much.
6. FEWER COVID TESTING SITES OPERATING IN NEW MEXICO
This is that part of the movie wherein someone says, “...a little too quiet.”
7. LOUIS CK WINS GRAMMY FOR BEST COMEDY ALBUM
So, yeah, ummm...fuck the Grammys.
