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1. RED FLAG WARNINGS HERALD SPRING WINDS
Smoke, pollen and clouds of dust bring May flowers—and low visibility on the freeway.
2. NM HIGH ON FAA LIST FOR LASERS POINTED AT AIRCRAFT
It passes for entertainment when the wind takes the internet out.
3. MARK RONCHETTI LEADS IN FUNDRAISING AMONG GOP GOVERNOR HOPEFULS
Technically, it’s votes that count and not money. But who’s counting? (And could the longtime weatherman get that hellish wind to chill out, please?)
4. FBI OFFERS 5 GRAND FOR INFO IN LA CIENEGUILLA PETROGLYPHS VANDALISM CASE
That doesn’t seem like nearly enough to get someone to spill the beans on a swastika-sympathetic spray-painter.
5. MAYOR ALAN WEBBER PROPOSES $383 MILLION BUDGET, MARKING 1% OVERALL DECREASE
Don’t worry, though, the cops would get a nice raise if the mayor’s idea flies.
6. ALBUQUERQUE PRIDE ORGANIZERS DON’T WANT COPS AT PARADE, FESTIVAL
Police probably have something else they could be doing.
7. WE WON A BUNCH OF AWARDS FROM THE SOCIETY OF PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISTS
You’re welcome, America.
