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1. VICE-PREZ KAMALA HARRIS TO PERFORM WEDDING FOR GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM IN DC CEREMONY
It’s a pretty sick burn to legalize weed then have the nation’s top cop work at your wedding.
2. GRUNGE FRASIER IS BASICALLY THE BEST THING EVER ON THE INTERNET
We also don’t care about Temple of the Dog.
3. GENOVEVA CHAVEZ COMMUNITY CENTER EXPANDING HOURS
And you’ll probably still never go ice skating.
4. 420 EVENT IN ABQ CANCELED
There’s a joke in there about forgetfulness, but we spaced on what it was.
5. ELENA GONZALES NAMED SANTA FE YOUTH POET LAUREATE
No jokes here, just a “Way to go!” from your buds at SFR.
6. NEWER BATMAN MOVIE ON HBO MAX ALREADY
Riddle us this, though—why do they keep making Batmans? Is it Batmen?
7. SANTA FE LIT FEST LOOMS ON THE HORIZON
And you’ll probably have a great time, people with enough money to afford to go!