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1. FIRE SITUATION IN NEW MEXICO ISN’T LOOKING SO GOOD—AND IT’S ONLY APRIL
The only blaze we feel like getting into involves cannabis.
2. TWITTER ACCEPTS ELON MUSK’S OFFER
Imagine being such a glorious piece of shit that your need to be internet cool were this intense...
3. TRUMP HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IN NEW YORK FOR FAILING TO COMPLY WITH A SUBPOENA
We don’t think anything will come of it, we’re just saying that he sucks.
4. FORMER MEOW WOLF CEO ANNOUNCES NEW IMAGINATION PILL SUPPLEMENT BUSINESS
And it’s in no way Alex Jones-y or Joe Rogan-esuqe.
5. SANTA FE COUNTY SHERIFF CRASHES WEBSITE WITH RUST INVESTIGATION FILES
It may be time to upgrade from a trial Dropbox subscription.
6. ALBUQUERQUE DEFENSE LAWYER FILES SWEEPING CIVIL RIGHTS CASE AGAINST NM PRISONS, SAYS IT’S HIS SECOND EVER
The claims are gut wrenching, but maybe a seasoned civil rights practitioner should be leading this case?
7. RUDY’S BAR-B-Q AIMS TO OPEN IN SANTA FE NEXT MONTH
Are you eating enough slathered things?
