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1. JUDGE SAYS MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE DIDN’T PARTICIPATE IN INSURRECTION, IS FIT FOR REELECTION AFTER ALL
Maybe so, but still—gross.
2. MARK RONCHETTI CONTINUES TO RAKE IN CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS
And can we just say—gross.
3. MAY IS BOTH MOTORCYCLE AND BICYCLE SAFETY MONTH
Watch for SFR staff and everyone else on two wheels.
4. PAC MAILER CITES REP. ROGER MONTOYA WORKED IN PORN
Counterpoint: What’s the point?
5. EDUCATION DEPARTMENT PLAN SEEKS TO ADDRESS PUBLIC SCHOOL INSUFFICIENCIES ID’D IN 2018 LAWSUIT
New Mexico: Where we’re totally gonna do something about that thing—just chill, though, bro.
6. CHAVEZ CENTER SET AS FIRE EVACUATION CENTER
In a shining example of genius-level city logic, even though no evacuees had arrived as of press time, the indoor walking track was closed to ensure their privacy.
7. PRIMARY VOTING AND BEST OF SANTA FE VOTING ARE NOW OPEN
Democracy and shopping are basically the same thing anyway.
