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1. AVERAGE GAS PRICE IN SANTA FE AT ALL TIME HIGH
And don’t forget how impossible rent is here, too!
2. AT LEAST WE GOT THOSE $250 LUJAN GRISHAM BUCKS, THOUGH, RIGHT?
Filled up the tank and grabbed a bite downtown—somehow we’re $65 in the hole.
3. ORGANIZERS TO HOLD AUDITIONS FOR ZOZOBRA VOICE IN JULY
We recommend going with some “Rrrrghs!” and “Yooowwwwwuuurrgggghs!”
4. IT’S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE PENCE MIGHT RUN IN ’24
Can we get through the governor’s race before we have to wring our hands over the prez again?
5. CONGRATS, CLASS OF 2022!
And good luck with the complete bullshit the world has in store for you.
6. VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS WHO WERE EVACUATED ACTUALLY STAYED BEHIND TO FIGHT FIRES
And we could barely get out of bed this morning—it really puts the whole thing into perspective.
7. INAUGURAL SANTA FE LITERARY FESTIVAL REPORTEDLY A HIT
Low literacy rates be damned—folks weren’t gonna miss John Grisham.