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1. FIRES CONTINUE BURNING DESPITE BIDEN’S VISIT TO NEW MEXICO
Thanks, Obama!!!
2. SAZÓN’S CHEF FERNANDO OLEA WINS JAMES BEARD AWARD
Meanwhile, we’re about to go nuts on a $6 quesadilla.
3. GOOGLE ENGINEER PUT ON LEAVE AFTER CLAIMING COMPANY DEVELOPED SENTIENT AI
Setting aside how most people don’t even know what any of this means, it’s probably better to not actively work toward having terminators.
4. CONCEPT FOR DOUBLE DECKER CHAISE LOUNGE-STYLE AIRPLANE SEATS REVEALED AT CONFERENCE IN GERMANY
Because the unearthly hell that is flying just hasn’t sucked hard enough before now.
5. MORE NEW MEXICANS RIDING RAIL RUNNER TRAINS AS GAS PRICES CONTINUE TO SURGE
Get this: They already have double decker seating.
6. LOCAL HOTELS TO BECOME SO-CALLED ATTAINABLE HOUSING
New adjective, same problem.
7. IT’S HOT
Monsoon season is being such a tease.