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1. TRUMP LAWYER’S PHONE SEIZED OUTSIDE SANTA FE RESTAURANT
The internet is dying to figure out which one, but we’re pretty sure he has bad taste. So...Probably Chick-fil-A?
2. USA TODAY RANKS LOS ALAMOS AS HEALTHIEST COMMUNITY IN AMERICA
Except for that whole nuclear waste thing.
3. GAS PRICE AVERAGE IN SANTA FE DROPS 9 CENTS PER GALLON
Still no word on when you will be able to afford a fill-up, though.
4. EMPLOYERS IN NM REQUIRED TO OFFER PAID SICK LEAVE STARTING JULY 1
Kudos if your doctor’s note says, “She’s just sick and tired of everything.”
5. RIBBON CUTTING PLANNED FOR PUBLIC RESTROOM DOWNTOWN
The weird part is you just know someone out there is so pumped for this gathering.
6. ILLINOIS’ REPUBLICAN CONGRESSWOMAN MARY MILLER CALLS ROE V WADE OVERTURN A “HISTORIC VICTORY FOR WHITE LIFE” AT TRUMP RALLY
Uh-oh, Mary—you said the quiet part loud!
7. JULY 4 HOLIDAY TO FEATURE MALL FIREWORKS SHOW
With Jan. 6 hearings ongoing and the war on women fully engaged, what’s not to celebrate about this country?
