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1. FOURTH OF JULY FELT WEIRD
But here’s hoping our pets will recover from the sonic onslaught.
2. BUSINESS OWNERS, RESIDENTS FLUMMOXED BY PROPOSED MIDTOWN HOMELESS CAMP
How dare people experiencing homelessness exist, right?
3. SFPD ORDER REQUIRES COPS TO KEEP BEARDS GROOMED, AT A QUARTER-INCH IN LENGTH OR SHORTER
Still slightly better than Disneyland’s policy on the matter, but that’s a very low bar.
4. SANTA FE OPERA SEASON BEGINS
And if you’re not dining in a parking lot whilst wearing a fancy gown, are you even living?
5. HUTTON BROADCASTING TO PRODUCE ZOZOBRA DOCUMENTARY FOR THE PUPPET’S 100th ANNIVERSARY
“Arrrrrgggggggh! Barrrrggggggh! Wooaaaaaaahhhhhhh!” says Old Man Gloom in interviews.
6. DOWNTOWN PUBLIC BATHROOM OFFICIALLY OPEN
Cue countdown clock to its being absolutely disgusting.
7. SUBWAY REDESIGNS ITS MENU
Restaurants still likely to smell that way.
