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1. CHESS-PLAYING ROBOT BREAKS 7-YEAR-OLD OPPONENT’S FINGER
Checkmate!
2. ROADS IN EUROPE MELTING FROM HEAT WAVE
Santa Feans have tons of experience driving on decrepit roads if you need any pointers, Europe.
3. CITY SAYS RAINFALL TO BLAME FOR MORE POTHOLES AROUND TOWN
But how ‘bout them weeds?
4. POPE FRANCIS APOLOGIZES TO INDIGENOUS CANADIANS FOR RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL ABUSE
Then he wore a traditional headdress, because nothing says reconciliation like cultural appropriation.
5. MAC AND CHEESE EATERY THEO GIO’S (NEÉ MACALICIOUS) REOPENS DOWNTOWN
You had us at “Mac and cheese eatery Theo Gio’s reopens downtown.”
6. GUNS BUYBACK EVENT NETS 166 WEAPONS
Trading guns for gift cards and turning them into garden tools is cool, but better gun laws would be cooler.
7. TRASH DAY IS CHANGING FOR MUCH OF THE CITY
Your neighbor will still likely leave theirs out for six days with a tumbleweed sticking out of the top.
