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1. NEW MEXICO RESIDENTS DISAGREE OVER BREAKING BAD STATUES DEDICATED IN ALBUQUERQUE
Oh, so now this state has mixed feelings about monuments with nefarious backstories, huh?
2. FOX NEWS DOESN’T AIR TRUMP SPEECH, BUT IT DID AIR PENCE’S
What world is this where we’re like, “Oh, good, they only aired a speech from Pence?”
3. RAIL RUNNER GETTING MORE TRAINS ON ITS SCHEDULE
And people are still gonna be all loud in the quiet car, we bet.
4. HEAVY RAINS MEAN MORE RATTLESNAKES IN NORTHERN NM
Bad news for the rabbits; good news for exactly no one.
5. ALL SANTA FE OPERA PRODUCTIONS FOR THE SEASON HAVE PREMIERED
In your face, Sydney and New York and, like, Vienna or wherever!
6. INFLATION, SHRINKFLATION STILL HITTING HARD
But at least gas went down, like, four cents.
7. BILL RUSSELL, NICHELLE NICHOLS BOTH DIE IN SPAN OF TWO DAYS
Rest well, you complete and absolute champions.
