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1. FBI SEARCHES TRUMP’S MAR-A-LAGO HOME
Got him! Just kidding, we bet nothing comes of this at all.
2. THUNDER SITUATION IN SANTA FE IS GETTING WEIRD
And our cats really hate it.
3. FAILED GOP GOV CANDIDATE SETTLES ETHICS COMPLAINT TO “END TAXPAYER-FUNDED WITCH HUNT”
Where have we heard that phrase before?
4. STATE UNVEILS 50-YEAR WATER PLAN TO COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE
And if humanity still exists in 50 years, they better be grateful!
5. CITY REVISES BROKEN-DOWN VEHICLE ORDINANCE
Probably too much to hope it contains a “Mind your business” clause.
6. MLG AIRS MISLEADING AD ON RONCHETTI’S SUPPORT FOR COPS
Own-goals in the stretch run of a gubernatorial campaign are bad, right?
7. FLORIDA GOV. RON DESANTIS PLANS NM CAMPAIGN RALLY
The weatherman predicts Carlsbad has the best chances to make it rain.
