artdirector@sfreporter.com
1. SANTA FE TEENAGER HIKES KILIMANJARO
Counterpoint: Television has become so good lately.
2. CASE IN POINT: BETTER CALL SAUL MIGHT HAVE WRAPPED UP, BUT THE CLEANING LADY IS SHOOTING SEASON TWO IN NEW MEXICO
Why clean your own messes when you can watch a show about it?
3. COWBOYS FOR TRUMP’S COUY GRIFFIN REFERRED TO AS JAN. 6 “INSURRECTION LEADER” IN TRIAL TO REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE
It sounds nicer than “super-creepy ding-dong,” but whatever.
4. MEANWHILE, TUCKER CARLSON SAYS TRUMP WILL “OBVIOUSLY” BE INDICTED OVER DOCUMENT KERFUFFLE
He “obviously” thinks it would be awful, but the irony is tasty when even the biggest piece of shit on television sees how bonkers this has become.
5. BLAKES LAUNCHES BUFFALO CHICKEN BASKET
*Not actually buffalo.
6. GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE MARK RONCHETTI BARS JOURNALIST FROM RALLY
The people behind his campaign tried the same thing with SFR back in the day, so we are not surprised.
7. BIDEN’S $50 BILLION SEMICONDUCTOR BILL MEANT TO BRING TECH, TECH JOBS HOME
Our buddy is asking us if that means more TVs.
