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1. ZOZOBRA TO BURN FOR 98TH TIME SEPT. 2
Which also means there’s no denying summer is pretty much done. Drag.
2. SINKHOLE CLOSES PART OF GUADALUPE STREET
Please, please let it be a time portal.
3. GOV’S OFFICE SAYS HOSPITALITY EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS ARE HIGHER THAN BEFORE PANDEMIC
Which means the problem might be with you, people who turn eating out into a horrible nightmare for everyone around you.
4. WHITE HOUSE PATS SANTA FE PUBLIC SCHOOLS ON BACK FOR COVID RELIEF SPENDING
Meanwhile, a jury ordered the school district to pay $800,000 to a whistleblower who was retaliated against.
5. ABQ JOURNAL POLL SHOWS LUJAN GRISHAM 7 POINTS AHEAD OF RONCHETTI
Seems like cold comfort for an incumbent who is running against a weatherman.
6. AMERICA DIVIDED ON STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS
And remember, kids—wanting someone to suffer because you also suffered is as bogus as it gets.
7. FLOODING APPEARS TO BE GETTING WORSE ACROSS THE GLOBE
Does this feel like the montage of TV news snippets at the beginning of the movie about the world ending?
