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1. SANTA FE JUDGE ORDERS COUY GRIFFIN REMOVED FROM OFFICE OVER JAN. 6 ROLE
It’s a lifetime ban for the now-erstwhile Otero County commissioner and former Disney clown; but could his horse still run for office?
2. ZOZOBRA GOT BURNED
We had a feeling that was going to happen.
3. SANTA FE ARCHBISHOP ORDERS FLOCK BACK TO MANDATORY MASS AFTER COVID ABSENCE
Let us know how that works out.
4. ABQ BIOPARK GORILLA MOM BIRTHS BABY GIRL
We love that her name, Mashika, is Swahili for “born during the rainy season.”
5. NM COURTS PROPOSE ENDING FEES FOR MISDEMEANOR, TRAFFIC OFFENSES
Former cop/state legislator says that would be bad because “users” should pay for the criminal justice system. Oh.
6 GALLUP POLL SAYS US MARIJUANA USE HAS HIT A RECORD HIGH
See what they did there?
7 LITTLE YELLOW FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING EVERYWHERE
Achhooo!
