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1. HISTORICAL/HYSTERICAL AND PET PARADES RETURN AFTER PANDEMIC HIATUS
And you’re just not living unless you’re watching groups of living beings walk in the same direction.
2. SOUTHSIDE LIBRARY BRIEFLY CLOSED AFTER ‘SUSPICIOUS’ SUITCASE FOUND
Turns out it was books, which tracks with the whole library thing.
3. QUEEN ELIZABETH DEAD AT 96
Lots of grief, plus folks who aren’t particularly sad that a monarch from an archaic system who sat on hordes of stolen wealth like a dragon passed away at a ripe old age!
4. ROUGHLY 30 CASES LINKED TO SANTA FE COUNTY DEPUTY DISMISSED OR COMPROMISED
SFR told you about this guy many moons ago, dear reader.
5. SANTA FE COP SHOPS LEFT OUT OF STATE FUNDING FOR MORE COPS
That’s because they, ummm, failed to apply.
6. SEN. MARCO RUBIO SAYS BIDEN MAGA REMARKS ARE REMINISCENT OF ‘THIRD-WORLD DICTATORSHIPS’
We wonder what “Little Marco” thinks of the Oval Office’s last occupant.
7. AUTHORITIES RETURN WANDERING BEAR BACK TO THE WILD
It’s messed up bears are that cute but will straight-up murder you for fun. Just saying.
