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1. WE MADE IT TO OCTOBER
Which means people who like Halloween are going to tell you allllllll about it, and/or that, according to Merle Haggard, if we make it two more months, everything is gonna be alright.
2. RAIL RUNNER RIDER NUMBERS DOWN 19% SINCE 2021
Maybe if they helped people do things besides get to work, we’d ride it more. Night train? Yup.
3. LORETTA LYNN DIES AT 90
Rest in power, you damn champion.
4. RONCHETTI “BAD FOR NEW MEXICO” MEMES ARE PRETTY FUNNY, ACTUALLY
The one about him finding biscochitos too spicy was RICH.
5. OH, GOD, BALLOON FIESTA IS STILL GOING
“It never gets old watching wicker propelled by fire. And the glow? Magic!” says your most obnoxious friend.
6. BIDEN APPARENTLY TOLD AL SHARPTON HE’LL RUN FOR REELECTION IN 2024
Whats’ the platform gonna be? Soft foods and going to bed when the sun’s still out?
7. PNM FILES PLAN TO MODERNIZE ELECTRICAL GRID, THEREBY OPENING UP OPTIONS FOR SUPERHEROES (AND VILLAINS) WITH ELECTRICITY POWERS
Obviously.
