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1. OPERATION CENTRALIZED AID IS UNDERWAY
Orwellian title for SFPD’s newly launched, preordained constitutional rights violation coming to a Cerrillos Road corridor near you.
2. IT’S ALMOST HALLOWEEN
Our take: People with drugs want to keep them and use them—not hand them out to your kids, hidden in chocolate bars.
3. THE FBI AND SANTA FE POLICE SEEK PUBLIC ASSISTANCE IN FINDING THE “SKINNY SWOOSH BANDIT”
The Bank Robber Naming Division has a few vacancies, too.
4. STATE RACING COMMISSION DENIES LICENSE TO WOULD-BE TUCUMCARI CASINO, RACE TRACK
There’s already way too much to do in Tucumcari, anyway.
5. STATE SEN. JACOB CANDELARIA STEPS DOWN AS PLANNED
Among other achievements, we’ll remember him for once waving a cannabis vape pen around on the Senate floor and promising to use it later, “maybe all of it.”
6. DOWNTOWN CARNITAS VENDOR ROQUE GARCIA RETIRES
Among the memories of great meals he’s served us, we’ll also remember him for standing up to a gun-toting Trump lover on the Plaza.
7. POTENTIAL LA CIENEGA CANNABIS GROW HOUSE WOULD REPORTEDLY BE “SMELL PROOF”
Just like that one backpack you had in college.
