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1. ELECTION RESULTS SHOULD BE IN BY NOW
We wrote this before returns were final, and we hope no one is feeling under the weather today.
2. BIDEN CAME TO NEW MEXICO TO ENDORSE LUJAN GRISHAM; RONCHETTI GOT THE TRUMP ENDORSEMENT
No surprises there. But: Wherefore art thou, Dong Copter?
3. NM TOPS CANNABIS SALES NUMBERS AGAIN IN OCTOBER
Turns out Balloon Fiesta tourists do want to get high.
4. SANTA FE SPOKESMAN DAVE HERNDON LEAVES CITY HALL JOB
Now who will complain that our jokes about the mayor and the cops aren’t funny?
5. SKI SANTA FE HIRING MORE THAN 100 EMPLOYEES THIS YEAR
Attention job seekers: part-time remote is not an option this time.
6. THIS ONE MOOSE IS RUNNING RAMPANT DOWN BY MORA
Tune in next time for “Nothing to Moose” or “Another Fine Moose You’ve Gotten Me Into!”
7. ST. MICHAEL’S STARBUCKS EMPLOYEES ON STRIKE
No word on the 27 other Starbucks locations in the city.
