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1. ZUCKERBERG FIRES 11,000 META/FACEBOOK EMPLOYEES
But at least the platform ruined all its users’ lives before it did the same to its employees.
2. US TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY PETE BUTTIGIEG SET TO STOP IN NM THIS WEEK
Does he know that under Santa Fe’s new unscheduled public transit strategy the only way to catch a bus on the Southside is to use a cellphone to call for one while he shivers on the side of the road?
3. FORREST FENN TREASURE UP FOR AUCTION
See: Loot, pillage, fence.
4. MAN, 40, ACCUSED OF ROBBING SANTA FE SUBWAY SANDWICH SHOP WITH...A GOLF CLUB
We’re good with a fair, speedy trial and all, but SFR wishes to file a pretrial motion barring him from the Links at Marty Sanchez.
5. NM REPUBLICANS USE ANONYMOUS LETTER TO CALL FOR OUSTER OF TOP PARTY BRASS
Chairman Steve Pearce is maybe better at oil than politics.
6. POLICE SHOOTINGS IN ABQ SOARING AGAIN IN 2022
In a not-at-all-surprising turn of events, the chief blames the victims.
7. SFR WINS NUMEROUS NEW MEXICO PRESS ASSOCIATION AWARDS (AND MAYBE SOME OTHER NM PAPERS DID, TOO)
Don’t worry, Santa Fe—we’re going to remain the humble people you love to describe as “egregious failures” in your emails.
