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1. ROUNDABOUT PROPOSED FOR RICHARDS AVENUE EXTENSION
Because Santa Fe drivers have proven time and again they can handle them with...Nope. Scratch that.
2. BIDEN BLOCKS RAILROAD STRIKE
He is not a steel-drivin’ man.
3. STATE’S HEAD OF OUTDOOR RECREATION STEPS DOWN
Now who’s going to explain that hiking is walking to the top of a hill and then coming back down that hill?!
4. PNM RATE HIKE COULD BE INCOMING
Maybe the new state Outdoor Recreation honcho, whoever that’s gonna be, can show us how hiking keeps you warm.
5. NEW SANTA FE FIRE CHIEF IS LONGTIME FIREFIGHTER
Let’s just hope he’s seen Backdraft.
6. SANTA FE STUDENTS TO START RECEIVING LESS HOMEWORK
Well, now what’s gonna crush their spirits? Tik-Tok?!
7. FAROLITO OR LUMINARIA DEBATE CONTINUES
Actually, they’re called Candle-Sack-Sandies, so...
