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1. MOOSE SPOTTED NEAR SKI SANTA FE
Man who shot video says: “That thing’ll kill you.” Only if you mess with it, pal.
2. FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY IS A FICKLE MISTRESS, ANALYSTS SAY
Why do these “analysts” have to spoil our state government surplus fun?
3. TRUMP LAWYER JOHN EASTMAN BLASTS JAN. 6 COMMITTEE FOR SAYING HE CRIMED
Yo, John, we think your phone is ready for pickup at Valentina’s. Grab a torta ilegal while you’re at it!
4. ENERGY DEPARTMENT UNDOES OPPENHEIMER’S SECURITY CLEARANCE REVOCATION
Any chance the Biden administration has more pressing matters than image-laundering a bomb maker who died in 1967?
5. DISABILITY RIGHTS ADVOCATES SUE STATE PRISONS TO GET MEDICATION FOR INCARCERATED PEOPLE
And the head of the prison system tells legislators they’ve got “more than enough” oversight as it is.
6. OUTGOING UTILITY REGULATORS ACCUSE PNM OF “ARROGANCE” AS PROPOSED MERGER AWAITS APPROVAL
Good thing we’re getting a whole new bunch of elected regulators to hold them accountable...oh, wait.
7. CBS SUNDAY MORNING FEATURES SANTA FE
They even spelled chile correctly. It’s a Christmas miracle.