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1. TWO MORE CABINET SECRETARIES DEPART GOV. MICHELLE LUJAN GRISHAM’S ADMINISTRATION
Zip Recruiter may want to create a whole new section.
2. LAWMAKERS FLOAT MEASURE TO PROHIBIT THEMSELVES FROM DRINKING ON THE JOB
Now’s probably a good time for Santa Fe Brewing Co. to launch a new non-alcoholic line: Bloviate Brown Ale.
3. TOP STATE EDUCATION OFFICIALS ARE PUSHING FOR MORE SCHOOL TIME FOR KIDS
No word yet on how much dark sarcasm will be in classrooms if this passes.
4. MAYOR ALAN WEBBER, CITY COUNCIL NOW SAY GUNS HAVE BEEN BANNED IN SOME CITY BUILDINGS ALL ALONG
And you thought those wands that just magic’d things into existence in Harry Potter weren’t real.
5. PUBLIC REGULATION COMMISSIONER SAYS HE WON’T VOTE ON MATTERS RELATED TO HIS OLD BOSS
So, that’s one under-qualified commissioner, one conflicted commissioner and one commissioner who’s porridge is probably just right.
6. CITY RATCHETS UP FINES FOR LOUD VEHICLES
Actual fact: Blowing through a stop sign is still just a $25 fine.
7. NEW MEXICO LEGISLATOR MAKES IT ON TUCKER CARLSON’S SHOW ...
... to talk about a bill for castrating sex offenders or something. It’s not going to pass. But the state’s Republican lawmakers seem to have given up on governing and now just want to be on Fox News.
