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1. NUMEROUS MYSTERIOUS OBJECTS FLOATING OVER NORTH AMERICA SHOT DOWN
We’re more scared of the stuff down here, but right on, sky things.
2. SANTA FE FILM FESTIVAL RETURNS THIS WEEK AFTER YEARS DORMANT
Don’t confuse it with the other film fest or the other other film fest—this is that one film fest. You know the one.
3. RIHANNA WINS THE SUPER BOWL
In your face, Indigenous cultural appropriating team that won the sportsball portion of the proceedings.
4. SANTA FE COMMUNITY FOUNDATION RECEIVES $8.5 MILLION DONATION—ITS LARGEST EVER
Hard to make jokes about nonprofits, so...congrats, maybe, is all we’ll say?
5. UNIVERSITY PRESIDENTS GET PAID A LOT
Even Hector Balderas, whose $232,500 salary ranks lowest among New Mexico higher-ed leaders.
6. SPRING SPRUNG, AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT
Which is good, because we were starting to get all Lighthouse-esque weird.
7. PHARMACA STORE NEAR TRADER JOE’S TO CLOSE
Maybe that parking lot will feel less like the fifth circle of hell...for now, anyway.
