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1. PRESIDENT BIDEN MAKES UNANNOUNCED VISIT TO UKRAINE
Giving Moscow both a heads-up and a middle finger.
2. LEGISLATIVE SESSION PASSES MIDPOINT...
As most people say, “Oh, good,” without having a grasp of a single thing going on over there.
3. ...AND ALCOHOL TAX HIKE PROPOSAL IS GOING NOWHERE FAST
Do people love booze or hate taxes more?
4. RECENT STUDY NAMES ALBUQUERQUE THIRD SLOWEST-SPEAKING CITY IN THE COUNTRY
The time it takes to finish a sentence is exactly why mañana is a thing here, and we salute our ABQ brethren for not being in such a damn rush.
5. MEOW WOLF TO START OFFERING WEDDING SERVICES
For when Wal-Mart or McDonald’s are booked up.
6. ALBUQUERQUE RESIDENT TO APPEAR ON NAKED AND AFRAID TELEVISION SHOW
Which is funny because the last time we were in ABQ we wound up both naked and afraid.
7. CLOVIS ZOO GETS KANGAROOS
They won’t be publicly viewable for another couple months, so maybe try to find your kangaroos elsewhere for now.
