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1. JURY WEIGHS WHETHER “COWBOYS FOR TRUMP” BROKE STATE ELECTION LAW BY FAILING TO REGISTER
Tip for jurors: Maybe start by looking at the group’s name.
2. SUPREME COURT WEIGHS STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS
And if it goes down in flames, we’re betting lenders won’t accept thoughts and prayers as payments.
3. DILBERT CREATOR SCOTT ADAMS DROPPED FROM SOOOOO MANY PAPERS FOLLOWING (ANOTHER) RACIST RANT
Little tip for rich people who’d be fine if they just shut up forever: Be rich and shut up forever.
4. SANTA FE BITE GETS NEW OWNERS
Just leave the burgers alone. Like, leave them alone.
5. KOB-TV WEATHERMAN STEVE STUCKER TO RETIRE AFTER MORE THAN THREE DECADES
Heads up to the Channel 4 honchos: Mark Ronchetti might need a job.
6. FELINES & FRIENDS NONPROFIT SAYS IT IS OVERWHELMED
Was nobody listening to Bob Barker?!
7. SENATE PASSES GREEN-CHILE-AS-STATE-AROMA BILL
Normally we’d dunk on lawmakers for taking up time with something like a smell, but this is IMPORTANT.
